okay i was going to blog about how frustrated i am at the way the world is run, but i think everyone needs a bit of cheering up here, so here are a couple of jokes.

A man goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem, only you've got to promise not to laugh."The doctor replies, "Of course I won't laugh, that would be thoroughly unprofessional. In over 20 years of being a doctor I've never laughed at a patient." "OK then," says the man, and he drops his trousers.The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest penis he has ever seen in his life. Unable to control himself, he falls about laughing on the floor. Ten minutes later he is able to struggle up to his feet and wipe the tears from his eyes. "I'm so sorry," he says to the patient, "I don't know what came over me. I won't let it happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"The man looks up at the doctor sadly and says, "It's swollen."

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.your name pls. " abdul aziz "sex? " six times a week!! "no, no, I mean male or female! "doesn't matter, sometimes even camel!!! "

cheer up alright people? the hols are here!!